this is another list.

i’m sorry.

i won’t bullet point, because i think it’s ugly.

and i know this is stupid, but because i’ve only had passing association with winter for the last seven years, i’ll endure it.

i’m sorry again.

clarity

wearing a hat indoors keeps you warm

installing a heater at the top of your 10 foot bedroom wall doesn’t make sense

heat is expensive

your fish will die if not properly attended to

acceptance

getting out of bed when you can see your breath is especially difficult

to wear socks

the joys of a warm bed

not to fuck around with cold weather

the importance of solitude

not to leave sealed jars of water next to the window

frost on the inside of your windows is quite normal and nothing to be alarmed about

the importance and usefulness of fortified drinks

cold floors suck

the water in your toilet bowl can, and will, freeze

cold fingers are bad, but cold ears are the worst